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All images, ideas, concepts, products, promotion copy, promotional images and every other sort of undeniably unique media that appears on this site is 100% ours. If you steal our images, text or any other media, without permission, you had better live in a pretty remote place, because here’s what we might do to you if you guys all try to steal from us:

1. We’ll sue you inside out. We’ll sue your ass in England if we can. I don’t care what country you live in, but we’ll sue you and we’ll make more money off suing you than we ever did off selling our crabs.
2. We’ll give you crabs. Oh yeah, that’s right, you read it, you know we already know it isn’t illegal. I don’t care if you live in French Polynesia, you don’t know where guys who work here go on vacation. We got pretty mad money, we take some pretty sick vacas, so where are you at? Your IP address already tells us, and your personal identity is only about $100 from being released by somebody at your company, so do whatever, we don’t care, but live the rest of your damn life waiting for the crabs to fall. How will you explain it to your wife? What will your mistress say? Will they finally confront each other? Will your husband finally find your salad too fishy to dive despite the dressing?

Don’t steal our material. Let’s leave it at that for now and consider the fact you’ve been warned and whatever happens after here is all up to you.