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How It All Started

There was a time when not a single member of our staff was disgruntled. Some say those days have passed, and they are, because if there’s one thing we do all day every day, it’s sell you crab hatchlings you can use to infest and degrade your ex.

Not to cut the story to short or anything but a bunch of us got bitter, disenchanted and crabs, so we wanted to put our college educations in biology to good use. We brought on an MBA guy (who says we can’t use his name, and he’s smart for it I’m sure) and today we’re right here. We may be the scum of the earth, but we’re making an honest living doing the very thing you wish you could do, which is give crabs to your ex.

But you CAN give crabs to your ex, thanks to us, and for a very affordable rate, so put your angry resentment to bed and let our products do the rest.

Read the other pages of the site to fully understand what we do, and then place your order today, because orders received before 3:00pm EST can be shipped same-day.