"Midget" is the new "Nigger" and Other Cultural Sensitivity Seminars


 Send Revenge Crabs To A Friend!

What is a Crabs?

The pubic crab louse is an insect sort of parasitic chigger that spends its whole life hugging the short and curlies of humans, drinking the blood of the mankind mons as its sole sustenance.

The genitalia crabby lice have a flat body, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get fat. They can get fat, and they do by drinking deep of the pubis of girls that have gained too much weight. The only thing more embarrassing than passing vagenital crabs is passing fat crabs, because it means that you were fat when you gave them to your lover, even if you face might have appeared thin, which was not real.

Crabs are divided into three parts; head, abdomen and thorax, just like a fire ant, except this time the fire is in your crotch, even if you aren’t a redhead with matching carpets.

Make no mistake, these are insects, even though they are very small and choose of their own free will to spend their whole existences in your pubic regions, however inhospitable these areas may be.

Crabs usually appear green or blue in color, and may have as many as 30 legs. Crabs breeding is difficult because they are a notoriously gay species and they aren’t ashamed of it.

Crabs eggs can survive repeated washings with traditional detergents, are essentially glued to the pubic stalks where they’ll eventually hatch, and have a distinct taste of dry wild rice.